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What Do You Mean I'm The Captain Of A Yandere Mercenary Company?
by Draekai
I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money.But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all!Except... Apparently my crew members are weird?The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found…
What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy?
by Draekai
In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it.And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true!Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!!I’m only interested in trav…
What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?
by Draekai
I was a genius in the Earthen Plane.I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane.I was dead in the Cloud Plane.After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius.I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent!Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me!Easy life…
Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse
by Devilbesideyou666
I see dead people. But hey, it’s the zombie apocalypse, everyone is seeing dead people, including a blind girl. It’s not like I am that special. For a while, I thought I was going to be Cinderella, complete with the cruel stepfamily and the little mice for helpers. But instead of mice, I got demons from hell with a taste for chaos.Then again, there is nothing wrong with a little chaos in the middle of the apocalypse. It’s what makes life worth living. Unfortunately for others, they don’t quite s…
Love Command: Darling, Do You Yield?
by Qin Yixiao
She schemed to have Brandan marry her, and the price was being overpowered! Iris Harris was overwhelmed and, for the sake of her own life, presented a divorce agreement.Who would have thought she'd be pinned against the wall in the blink of an eye?"What are you trying to do..." she asked in panic."Do you admit it?""Yes...""Do you still dare to divorce?"Iris Harris, tears welling up: "I don't dare!"
Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?
by lumydee
Author-san here! Well, you're smart to stop by here. So I won't praise you all anymore. (^_^) This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly pop your popcorn and read away! Oh… And don't forget to check out my other books:• I'm The King Of Technology•Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!And,•In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park...You can also visit my website for more books:Ps/// THE PACE WILL BE SLOW AT THE BEGINNING TO SET EVERYTHING IN MOTION. …
I like them big, do you?
by Sixth
Crown Reylin loved three things; flames, fireworks, and bombs. He didn't spare any of these against those who insulted him due to his family. No, Crown Reylin wasn't born in a poor family. He was born into an outstanding family with every descendant prevailing in their industry! But as the first immersive game appeared on the market, Crown Reylin stepped in... to enjoy more of his hobby!Flames, fireworks, and bombs! Empresses, the kings and their princesses, and many more people will feel them!I…
Online Game: You Call Him A Newbie?
by I'm Nine Barrel
# VRWith the invasion of foreign races, the online game, Divine Realm, fused with reality and caused the real world to become digitalized.Everyone could awaken their own talent and raise their levels and strengths inside Divine Realm to defend themselves against foreign races.During the invasion, Lin Feng, a divine level expert of the Dragon Country, was betrayed and murdered by Qianye Yuan, the divine level guardian of the Island Country. After his death, Lin Feng woke up and realized that he h…
Do You Want to Marry Me?
by Qiaoqiao
When Jin Nian was about to get engaged, she caught her drunk boyfriend calling his first love while he cried. "Please tell me how I can stop thinking about you!""Stop crying. You two should just get married. Don't ever leave each other!" Jin Nian exclaimed.Jin Nian called off the engagement without hesitation, but her relatives berated her for being clueless. Feeling exhausted, Jin Nian wanted to marry someone randomly. She reached out to her childhood best friend on the internet. "Do you want t…
What to do if accidentally have sex with village belle while drunk
by Great Eagle Buddha
The abandoned infant Wang Xiaoshuai was adopted by the old rogue from a young age. When he grew up, he became the foremost villager of Wanmin Village, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity, forging a legendary life!
What Do You Know?
by Laurens_Fan7
Kamu percaya dengan takdir? Apakah Tuhan melakukan itu? Apakah kita bisa mengubah takdir? menurut mu apakah ada Klan lain selain bumi yang bisa di tinggali?lihatlah, kakak ku sekarang menjadi malaikat maut karna sebuah kontrak yang menghilangkan otak sehat nya. Aku Raib Sandra Moonleisyah. mungkin lebih tepat nya aku adalah putri dari kerajaan Klan Bulan terhebat yang berusaha mengubah takdir selama ribuan tahun dulu. Meski aku tidak bisa mengubah takdir bahwa ibu dan ayah ku telah hilang. Semua…
A Rejeitada do Alfa se torna a Obsessão do Lycan
by Veekee_Lee
Tessy Brown, filha única de seus pais, foi tratada mal em seu casamento, mas forçada a suportar todos os maus-tratos pelo bem dos negócios de seu pai. Três anos depois, seu marido lhe presenteou com um presente de pré-aniversário — sua ex-namorada, que ele apresentou como sua nova esposa. Com o coração partido e devastada, Tessy aceita o divórcio e cede ao seu desejo embriagado, tendo relações sexuais com um completo estranho que conheceu em seu local de trabalho.Esse único encontro mudou sua vi…
A Esposa do Rei é a Companheira do Alfa
by Missrealitybites
```1º LUGAR / VENCEDOR DE OURO NA COMPETIÇÃO DE ESCRITA DE LOBISOMENS DA WEBNOVEL 2022"Você é minha companheira..." Leland disse com uma voz rouca. "Você não sabe o que eu estou fazendo?"Ele a olhou com um brilho nos olhos, e naquele exato momento, Sophie pensou que poderia entendê-lo. Ela podia sentir suas emoções transbordando. Era isso que queriam dizer com o laço de companheiros?Ela podia sentir tanto desejo envolvendo Leland e ela simplesmente sabia o que ele queria.Ele a queria. Queria dev…
What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?
by Laughter
Lin Fan and the Saintess swapped bodies, which made them transmigrate in the process. Later, they even found out they could transmigrate infinite number of times.On this day, Lin Fan returned to find himself already an immortal!Note: Kimi no Na wa (Your Name) meets Xianxia
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
You Will Call Me Sir
by Elyon
If you were given a chance to obtain Power or Happiness, which one would you choose?Kate once had it all. Clothes, food, a place to stay, and a loving family. However, it all ended when her parents were murdered by a mysterious organization. Stella, her split personality, was the reason she barely made it out with her life.A few years passed as she lived everyday in desperation. Tired, hungry, bitter, and on the verge of collapse, she was saved by a young boy when things took a turn for the wors…
what do you do?
by Dehydrated
A high school student who doesn't know what to do with his life and is troubled by the guilt inside him about the things he did wrong in the past and wants to correct them but is stucka between the present and the past and doesn't know what to do attempts to try other things and tries to live the best he can but fails everytime.(warning: content of self harm, suicidal thoughts)
You Call This Good Luck?
by Forgetful_Sage
As an orphan with no connections to rely on, Heizen had to become a pioneer to gain hope for survival in this broken world. However, all this came to naught when a space crack ripped his body in half, along with his friend and his world — or so he believed before his death.Though he died, he was given a second chance when he transmigrated to a fantasy world where magic is the norm.Starting as a slave, Heizen was overjoyed when he received his golden finger: the Good Luck System. With luck on his…
What Fools Do For Love
by Def_not_Rahama
"Her protector. But who will protect her from him?If there was anything Former General Smirnov cared about , it was his precious and sheltered daughter, Vasilisa. After a second attack that threatened to take her life, he realized that his daughter was being stalked by a dangerous serial killer.He then sought out an old ally from his days, a literal terminatorFormer Brigadier General Alexei Aslanov Voronin. "Protect my daughter’s life, and I will give you the one thing you most desire.". ------S…